ed-volution:

[[SCREAMS]] SO HONEY NOW [[BREAKS TABLE]] TAKE ME INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS [[CRIES]] KISS ME UNDER THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND STARS

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koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

(via necrophilofthefuture)


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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via crunchier)


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voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via mollymydarling)


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hotboyproblems:

there is literally under 3 months until 2015 and that makes me really scared because all i have done is watch t.v shows the whole time

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youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Is it bad that I actually want to go into one of these just to see how it feels?

ALRIGHT LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLOCK PITS
THERE IS A ROPE THAT YOU SWING OFF TO DIVE INTO THIS THING BUT FUCK THE ROPE BECAUSE THAT SHIT ONLY DUMPS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PIT WHICH IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE KID THIS WAS TERRIFYING BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS DEEP TO AN ADULT, WHEN YOU’RE FOUR FEET TALL FALLING INTO THIS THING IS ESSENTIALLY GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO FLOOR YOU JUST SINK UNTIL YOU FALL OUT THE OTHER END INTO HELL OR THE VOID OR MIDDLE EARTH, NO ONE KNOWS BECAUSE NO ONE SURVIVES. THIS IS WHERE THEY SENT YOU AS ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT IN GYMNASTICS. LITTLE SALLY JUST PUSHED SAMMY OFF A BAR YOU SAY? LITTLE SALLY HAS TO GO SIT IN THE BLOCK PIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE DID ON HER WAY DOWN.

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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